The Masturbation Thread

lol this is wow a very ummmm interesting thread and yeah *cough*
I will be the first to admit i do it, I enjoy it... i have since i was 13.... when my fiance isn't around and i get alittle lonley.
Umm where do i do it? The floor, the chair, the computer, the couch, the beach, hot tubs, any where i can find a place to when i need it.
On average i think i do it every other day and every other 2 hours till the day is through around 4 in the morning . (Hey i'm a teenager and i have a very high sex drive)

This of course all depends if my fiance is around or not, obviously he isn't since he drives truck across country and i dont see him for weeks at a time.
 
What a great thread! HA! Very fun to read (Yay for J-Soul, btw)

In answer to the question posed: My boyfriend lives in New Orleans. I live in Virginia. 863 miles. Yes. I masturbate. Duh. Also he is currently in Ecuador. Masturbating these days too.

As to where when how, anywhere, any time, and it depends on my mood. Let's see... I have a single dorm room (woo hoo) so I don't have to worry about a roommate, but when I DID have a roommate, if I had been talking to Jim or watching a movie with a hot scene or something (Thomas Crowne Affair anyone? The remake, with Peirce Brosnan...mmmm....) any way, I would wait until she went to sleep and then get off really quick, with just very fast clitoral stimulation (no vibrator, just a quick hand). When she moved out though, I had a kick-butt roommate, but she was a very light sleeper, so I did it in the shower. Now that I have a single room, it's all me, baby. I freely admit that I have and use porn if I want it or need it, also, Jim is a very vocal person with a very sexy voice so phone sex: Also fun! I don't use any toys or anything, mostly because I don't feel I need it, I've been masturbating since I was 10, I've kind of got it down. ;)

As to 'squirting' that's called female ejaculation (which I think sucks, can't we have our own name for it, not name it after something guys do?) And I never knew that everyone couldn't do it. I can! I just always thought it was kind of something any girl could do, until I saw something about it on Sex Talk or whatever that Canadian show is with the old lady. I love that show!
 
Everyone does it!

At Uni my housemates and I got into such a routine that we actually got to a point where we decided not to masterbate on a certain day as we were doing it too much. Though the next day they got a free sample of the New (Warm) KY Jelly (they specially ordered it) and were in their rooms for the most part of the Day. I think on one of their hang over days they tried to have a communal wank under seprate sheets in the Living room - I digress.

For me and my circle of friends we share EVERYTHING from places, time taken to technique.

I however started when I was about 13 and knew it was something I'd always do for the rest of my life! I have always liked them in the mornings before I get up for Work or Uni and this routine started at secondary school (12 - 16) and I don't use masterbation as a substitute for sex, I just like to 'knock one out'. I love sex more than I can explain I will never get enough of it and I love having sex with a true passion, I have a huge sex drive but I like spending time to myself, with myself. For me wanking is relaxing it helps when I'm bored and broke at uni with nothing to do then I can clock up to 4 - 6 time a day though I am only human and can burn out.

One funny conversation my best friend and I were talking about recently was that a good wank is essential and a absolute must before you write an essay as it clears the brain.

As for where I like the comfort of my room preferable my bed, though I knew someone who did it in 15mins in the toilet because they were bored at work!
 
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I shouldn't even MENTION this, seeing as how i'm probably never going to live it down with Farrah and Heather. LMAO, but I do have a little vibrator strictly for clitoral stimulation that my friend gave me as a gag gift a while back. Jokes on her, it's fun. LOL.
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WOW!! LOL! If ANYONE were to have a vibrator I never thought Sam would. ;) :D And I bet its pink and full of sparkles. :nod: I'll buy you a box of condoms to cover the vibrator, then slip it off when your done, LOL, then you don't have to throw it in the dishwasher. ;)

But back on topic, masturbation is fun I admit but what's really sexy is doing it right in front of my partner, she thinks its sexy. And I will admit, I asked her to pleasure herself and it was HOT! LOL, yes I know too much info but it relates to the topic.

I think what Lauren Collins is referring to is that its fascinating for a child to learn piano at age six without instruction and how we as humans learn and experiment with masturbation without any of our peers discussing it (in some cases). I myself experimented, back in my day no one ever "admitted" to pleasing oneself. But I think that's what she meant tying the piano into it.

I don't own any toys but a vibrator could be sensual in the right mood if I had alcohol, my sex drive seems to triple around then.

LOL! The Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johnson or what I like to call her "Grandma." Its interesting to hear the discussions at hand or the people who call in. Its good to have an educational show like hers, even adults have questions.

I did have a couple of friends who were "afraid" to masturbate because of their religion background. They were taught that it was "evil" or "filthy." I'm glad I never had to go through that. :)

I think masturbation is healthy, even in public...let's say movie theaters. :eek: :vamp: Its pleasing and pleasurable whether if your alone or with your partner.
 
Foxfire said:
WOW!! LOL! If ANYONE were to have a vibrator I never thought Sam would. ;) :D And I bet its pink and full of sparkles.
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Actually it's red, see threw, and lights up. LMAO
 
Actually it's red, see threw, and lights up. LMAO
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LOL! It sounds cute though. :D :vamp: But I'm curious about it. Have you used the vibrator? (Its safe to say you have but I had to ask anyway). And if you have, which is better the vibrator or your own hand? I've always wondered that.
 
Oh lord, why do I get the personal questions? LOL. Well, I only use the vibrator for clitoral stimulation and my hand for the actual deed I suppose you could say. lol. So I enjoy the vibrator more I guess.
 
Watching a girl tap her way to pleasure is visual one of the best things I have ever seen - right up there with Dennis Bergkamp (Arsenal Football/Soccer player) score THAT goal against Newcastle - the greatest goal I have ever seen.

But seriously for me watching a a girl tap and finger is truly amazing! Add a vibrator and you have something special. I don't by into guys feeling intimidated by a toy there are far worse things to feel inadequate to.
 
DonDaddyD said:
Everyone does it!

At Uni my housemates and I got into such a routine that we actually got to a point where we decided not to masterbate on a certain day as we were doing it too much. Though the next day they got a free sample of the New (Warm) KY Jelly (they specially ordered it) and were in their rooms for the most part of the Day. I think on one of their hang over days they tried to have a communal wank under seprate sheets in the Living room - I digress.

For me and my circle of friends we share EVERYTHING from places, time taken to technique.
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you know...i always wondered what a bunch of college boys would do in their dorm if they had too much time on their hands ....OR if they were just a bunch of horny toads. well now my wildest suspicion has been confrimed by DDD's casual admission of GROUP MASTURBATION sessions! LOL :haha: DDD..you definately took the spotlight with that. (and thats hard to do when you have HEATHER and SAMMI in the same thread going at it about all things "sex" LOL)

but honestly...im glad everyone is being so open and honest about this. its good to know (not to mention really juicy to get a tidbit of other's sexual habits) that there are healthy and liberated attitudes about masturbation!

masturbation IS the safest form of sex there is...i only wish we had some hard core evangelicals on here so we could see what THEY have to say about this. :D
 
Herm.... do I masturbate? Maybe....

Okay I do... I won't deny it.... like some people on here I do it the old fashion way since I'm too poor for high tech pleasure... but yeah I do it. It's not a dirty thing as most people like to put it. I actually quite like it...;) :tongue:
 
I dont see nothing wrong with using a vibrator lol it feels very good when using it for clitoral stimulation. Plus i dunno i feel it takes out the pain of the hand somewhat.
 
Angels baby101 said:
I dont see nothing wrong with using a vibrator lol it feels very good when using it for clitoral stimulation. Plus i dunno i feel it takes out the pain of the hand somewhat.
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the only bad thing about using vibrators (if a person is using it for penetration purposes), especially if they are extremely large and severely shaped is that it tends to desensitize your vagina..taking away the elasticity of the vaginal walls and causing it to become "used to" the shape and feel of something that no human male could possibly have. its better to use smaller clitoral stimulators rather than going all out with these outrageous dildos and vibrators they have these days because most real live men arent going to be able to compete with the power of a mechanical/battery powered object object like i said...it will take away your vagina's resiliency (if i can use that word to describe).
 
*cough*Liar*cough* ;) LOL.

Honestly, some of those damn dildos and vibrators are too huge to even WANT to put inside you. I mean god, it's like shoving the freakin empire state building into a sewer hole. Like Farrah said, mines only used for clitoral stimulation. I mean, that ALONE can make your night a whole lot better. lol
 
I agree lol i dont see why they make them like so big its not like many people really want a 15 inch something up in them although i've seen bigger dildos than that. Clitoral vibrators are perfect though just enough punch too them :)
 
Well maybe the dildo's simulate the real deal and some of you just havent seen one like that in real life. Would you reject a guy built like a dildo?

Oh yeah, I did lie, I have spanked the monkey before, but it was a very long time ago.....
 
Osiris said:
Never done it!
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who the hell do you think you're fooling? :rolleyes: LOL! :haha:

go on and SPILL the details, Osiris! :D

Angels baby101 said:
I agree lol i dont see why they make them like so big its not like many people really want a 15 inch something up in them although i've seen bigger dildos than that. Clitoral vibrators are perfect though just enough punch too them
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RIGHT! even a gynecologist will tell you that a woman's anatomy is only designed to take "so much"...and trust me...women who brag about wanting/being able to take "horse dick" (anything more than 10 inches) are probably so BLOWN OUT down there they cant feel anything either WAY! LOL :haha:

Osiris said:
Well maybe the dildo's simulate the real deal and some of you just havent seen one like that in real life. Would you reject a guy built like a dildo?
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Osiris...Dildos and vibrators...especially the ones that are battery powered or even PLUG IN (for those who are just totally insatiable LOL) simulate vaginal stiumlation in a way that no man could simulate for a SUSTAINED period of time. some of them "move" in such a way that i dont think most men would have the time or inclination to try to copy lol.
 
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