The Masturbation Thread

Spellbinder said:
who the hell do you think you're fooling? :rolleyes: LOL! :haha:

go on and SPILL the details, Osiris! :D



RIGHT! even a gynecologist will tell you that a woman's anatomy is only designed to take "so much"...and trust me...women who brag about wanting/being able to take "horse dick" (anything more than 10 inches) are probably so BLOWN OUT down there they cant feel anything either WAY! LOL :haha:



Osiris...Dildos and vibrators...especially the ones that are battery powered or even PLUG IN (for those who are just totally insatiable LOL) simulate vaginal stiumlation in a way that no man could simulate for a SUSTAINED period of time. some of them "move" in such a way that i dont think most men would have the time or inclination to try to copy lol.
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The details are for your eyes only!

And don't be so sure of what men can replicate!
 
If you can find me a man that can vibrate their penis on high, send them my way. Otherwise the only thing men can replicate from a sex toy is the actual thrusting in and out motion. ;)
 
Spellbinder said:
the only bad thing about using vibrators (if a person is using it for penetration purposes), especially if they are extremely large and severely shaped is that it tends to desensitize your vagina..taking away the elasticity of the vaginal walls and causing it to become "used to" the shape and feel of something that no human male could possibly have. its better to use smaller clitoral stimulators rather than going all out with these outrageous dildos and vibrators they have these days because most real live men arent going to be able to compete with the power of a mechanical/battery powered object object like i said...it will take away your vagina's resiliency (if i can use that word to describe).
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Maybe because I live in conservative England and everything seems bigger in America but how big do those Vibrators have to be?

I mean I'm not bragging or anything but surely a vibrator would have to be over... er lets say 9 inches before it does any real damage. And if they are who would want to put that in anyway?

As for the vibration of the thing I was once told (in regards to a rabbit I had bought) too powerful or full power just hurts and that girl actually preferred the thrusting technique and weight of a man.

'You can't beat the real thing'
 
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Gotta go with that chick DaddyD mentioned: You can't beat the real thing!! (Weeeelll, sometimes you can. Sometimes guys just suck. Not in a good way.) Although, now that I think about it, that's definitely one thing I miss about a guy when I have to fly solo. Oral sex. definitely loooove that part. (Ok, that was probably TMI, but hey, isn't this whole thread?) ;)
 
Was watching our friend Sue Johannssen the other day, and a guy called in asking about the whole "does size matter" thing. And the truth is, as was said, the average for a girl is 5 inches. If you ahem get to the end lol you're hitting the...oh what's the name for it I've forgotten - but anyway, you hitt the wall so to speak which is not comfortable for the woman...
 
Her cervix. Yeah, that's not that fun. You know, as much as guys like to brag about size, I've heard that average is about 5.5-6 inches, which is about all a woman is going to be able to take. Nature works itself out, man.
 
Prophet said:
Unless Your Farrah, the length that woman can take is UNIMAGINABLE!
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oh i KNOW your ass aint talking you raving jock itch! you use ALL the holes on your body to take ALL shapes and sizes. you human pin cushion! :D
 
Farrah.. I learned from the best.. You taught me GROUP FISTING like a CHAMP :)

I swear yours is so big I could drive a Semi Truck in, Do a 3 Point Turn and drive out with you not feeling anything lol!
 
no one gives more definative meaning to "special dilvery slot" than you...but lets not get off course here you human mattress pad.

just as Vil said earlier, women's anatomy is designed to only reasonably accomodate so much....and anyone who claims to want "horse dick" (11, 12 or more inches) is out of her mind. lol.
 
Yeah, I've masturbated since age 12, yadda yadda.

Most unusual place I've ever done it was the toilets of Bristol Crown Court; I was on work experience and just felt REALLY horny, so had to run to the toilets pretty quick...
 
I have done it started at 12 from 14-17 I quit because there was no need to, High school was good to me. Now Pamela Handersen and I are good friends.

The Most interesting place a club bathroom, I was going to get with this girl at this club that I met and she got me going so bad I knew I would nut in seconds once we went at it and I would be damned if I was bad in preformance because of it. So I went in got it out and went to go have sex :nana:
 
Yeah, I do it. The frequency has gone down as I've grown older. In my teenage years I'd do it almost every day (and seven times one night - my all time record!!!) but nowadays it really depends on my mood and whether or not something has come along during the day to turn me on, etc.

I'm so glad my father didn't raise me Catholic. I couldn't have handled all the guilt growing up for acting on my youthful sexual impulses. lol :)
 
Well seen as everyone is being open (no pun intended)...
I masterbate well frequently.I have 2 vibrators and would use them more than the gifts I got at birth i.e. my fingers
One is a rabbit-bout 6 inches and another is a Black Mamba which is 10 inch-big black dildo!
I agree with others have said-doesn't beat the real thing.Sex is great long live sex and long live being able to be inventive and use two dildos in 2 different um..holes.
 
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Anchovy
YAAAAY! Another inventive girl!
Arion said:
Well seen as everyone is being open (no pun intended)...
I masterbate well frequently.I have 2 vibrators and would use them more than the gifts I got at birth i.e. my fingers
One is a rabbit-bout 6 inches and another is a Black Mamba which is 10 inch-big black dildo!
I agree with others have said-doesn't beat the real thing.Sex is great long live sex and long live being able to be inventive and use two dildos in 2 different um..holes.
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LOL! I love your boldness in this post! :nod: :D You'll fit in well here, I can tell. It pays to be very blunt and open about yourself.

I don't have any vibrators. :D I've always been curious, if they outdo a pair of fingers. I've been curious of the Dolphin one. :D
 
Foxfire said:
LOL! I love your boldness in this post! :nod: :D You'll fit in well here, I can tell. It pays to be very blunt and open about yourself.

I don't have any vibrators. :D I've always been curious, if they outdo a pair of fingers. I've been curious of the Dolphin one. :D
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Phew.I looked at the post after it went up and thought "Oh crap I might of gone too far" :sad:
Thanks for letting me know I can go further lol
I'm curious now about this Dolphin you're on about. :D
 
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