The Masturbation Thread

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J Soul

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Ok, I had to do it. Let's get an open dialouge about masturbation. It's a taboo subject, but hey...no one is here to judge anyone because EVERYONE does it or has done it in the past.

So where do you do it? How do you do it? How often do you do it? Anything weird, strange or different about how you do it? Don't be shy...we know you do it. :D
 
LOL! Nice thread J - Soul, props to you for starting this thread. :cool: :fdevil: Well, everyone knows I'm brutally honest so I'll answer these interesting questions. I have no problem discussing sex or the various forms of pleasure such as Masturbation.

If my fiance isn't around to give me some lovin' I'm forced to give myself some pleasure. Being born half Libra/half Scorpio, I enjoy sex a LOT! lol.

Where do I do it? - Anywhere I feel like it! lol, that's right baby ANYWHERE I wanna. I usually do it in the privacy of my bed but sometimes up against the washer machine, in the passenger car when no one was around (such a thrill too), the computer chair. The couch, the floor, LOL! Yeah I said I like sex whether by myself or my fiance. :angel:

How often do I do it? It really depends on how aroused I am during the week. If I see a movie with a love scene on television then damn I need to fix my aching need. I'd say probably three to four times a week. Yeah you read that correct! lol :shrug:

I don't know about anything strange or weird. I have my own personal technique to just close my eyes and fantasize about me and my fiance being intimate. I have my own personal speed that I enjoy, I've been known to go very hard and fast. Although sometimes I like it slow and smooth. But its more pleasurable for me to go faster. And once I do, I have multiple orgasms, not that you all needed to know it LOL! :elaugh:

What about you J - Soul?
 
as Madonna said: "Poor is the man....whos pleasures depend...on the permission of another"

I have masturbated ..and I quite enjoyed it and still do. I've had other watch me masturbate...and they enjoyed it. Ive had others get me off...while i enjoyed it.

masturbation is the safest form of physical pleasure there is...and sometimes when you dont want to be bothered with a man....its a way to make sure you get what you need and want WITHOUT fear of the "one minute man"

there is one thing though..i do NOT use "toys"...they can take away from the resiliency and shape of your "private area"(females) and can actually cause you to come to expect TOO MUCH from a live partner because lets face it...flesh and blood will not always be able to replicate that same effect.
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Rogue said:
hey hey... no getting turned on by my fiance! :nod:
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Brandon is harmless, or "Brenda" as Slutbinder calls him. lol. You're supposed to post too honey. Let's hear it! :D

Farrah that reminds me. I've never used any toys or anything else either. Although handcuffs would be fun. Just not by myself. :nod: :hi:
 
Shockwave said:
Wow, this subject is.....forward. LOL.

I haven't had a boyfriend in 4 years...what do you think. LMAO
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aw stop trying to pretend your straight you LESBO:igitt:

we know what you DO for fun when no one is around....(eye brow pencil anyone?:whistle: :D )

the QUESTION is....DO YOU MASTURBATE?
 
Spellbinder said:
aw stop trying to pretend your straight you LESBO:igitt:

we know what you DO for fun when no one is around....(eye brow pencil anyone?:whistle: :D )

the QUESTION is....DO YOU MASTURBATE?
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LMAO!! "This wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" :D :stupid: We know what Sam has done with or without pizza. :nod: :hi:
 
Everyone masturbates... if you say you don't then we all know you're full of shit.

My fiance lives a thousand miles away... thats all i need to say to answer that question....
 
Lol, Sam, this topic always WAS forward. and i WONDERED what happened to my goddamn eyeliner pencil.... i ended up buying a NEW one. Sam, you owe me two bucks! LOL

MEN.... STOP COMMENTING and start posting. :nospam: Lol

Well, Farrah's got a point, sometime you just DONT want to wait around for a man, lmao. I've got a boyfriend NOW and i still fly solo [and quite often, while we're being forward.]

:shrug: I can't help it, I have a naturally powerful sex drive... and while my significant other is satisfying[very, ;)], there are times, like now, that he's out of town, and 'business' still has to be taken care of....

the bed is custom.... most likely because in this room.... theres fuckin no where else. in the shower is exhilarating, as the only thing that separates you from the rest of the hallway practically is a damn curtain. welcome to dorm life. thank goodness i dont have a roommate... that would be tragic and i would quickly turn into an unsatisfied bitch, lol... i previously lived with my family, and bloody hell, if i could ever get some privacy... but we used to have a pool in the backyard and those hotel jacuzzi tubs are something else :D i prefer au naturale, no 'toys', and pace is determined by mood. I have as powerful an imagination as a libido... so pornography is not necessary.
 
Ok, the time has finally come (no pun intended) for me to comment in this thread.

Basically, and please excuse the following phrase, but I beat my dick like it owes me money. :hi:

I started masturbating at 12 when my brother and his friend had brought home a French porno flick (triple X rated) and left it around while they were both passed out from a night of drinking. I popped it in, plopped down in front of the TV and fast forwarded past the boring dialogue (couldn't understand it anyway). Finally it got to the fucking and my wobbler started getting rigid. So I looked around... :worry: ...pulled it out and started wanking. Here I am almost 14 years later and my sex drive is very high and I do it damn near every day, although in recent weeks I've settled down and been able to skip a day or two.

I usually do it in front of the computer to my wide array of cyber porn as well as some personal pictures and videos I've taken of some personal escapades with various women over the years. Sometimes I need a change of pace so I dust off the porno flicks and pop them into the VCR/DVD player. And unlike some guys, I *NEVER* use any type of lotion or other lubricant. My penis is much too large to waste lotion like that.

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The many places I've fiddled with my wobbler...I guess I'll tell you the strangest places: In a high school classroom (it was empty), in my friend's living room with her "asleep" on the loveseat nearby, in the bathroom stall at work, in my car on the side of the road on a long road trip, on the carpet of my old house AFTER we had sold the house and moved out (and after the new residents had put down new carpet), in the studio at the radio station I used to DJ at...

That's all I can think of. I've also masturbated in front of people. Some on webcam (I have still photos and videos as well from start to finish), in front of my ex-girlfriend, in front of a few random girls, and also in front of a female friend (she needed to get off and that was her biggest turn-on to see a guy get off...we ended up stopping and having sex).

I don't know what else to say about it. I enjoy it, it keeps me sane and stress-free. Granted, I get my fair share of sex (and about two other guy's shares as well...hee hee) but there's nothing like a good solo strokin. It's the only time you can be with any woman in the world...in your imagination. :D

My question to the guys...besides tissue, paper towels and napkins, what other things have you deposited your "skeet" into during a stroking session?

And my question to the ladies...do any of you know how to squirt? :eek:
 
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Give it up to J Soul for being so honest! Woo! You're probably the only man around here who was detailed. :D :angel:

As for your question, no I don't squirt at all, nor have I ever. Do females actually do that? :confused: Maybe they do but I don't. ;)
 
Foxfire said:
Give it up to J Soul for being so honest! Woo! You're probably the only man around here who was detailed. :D :angel:

As for your question, no I don't squirt at all, nor have I ever. Do females actually do that? :confused: Maybe they do but I don't. ;)
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some do ;)
 
Foxfire said:
Give it up to J Soul for being so honest! Woo! You're probably the only man around here who was detailed. :D :angel:

As for your question, no I don't squirt at all, nor have I ever. Do females actually do that? :confused: Maybe they do but I don't. ;)
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I've only seen one girl in my entire lifetime squirt. It happened back in November when I went to my hometown in Texas on vacation. I hooked up with this freak I used to mess with back in the day...got a hotel room and we were messing around. I mentioned something to her about squirting and she was like "I can do that" so she gave me instructions on what to do.

*GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION AHEAD*

She laid back and had me finger her while she rubbed her clitoris...and kept telling me to speed up as she sped up. Then she was like "take 'em out" and then SPLASH!!! It was like a freakin' sprinkler. It shot like two feet up in the air. At first I was like :eek2: and then I was like :D . That was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I made her do it three more times after that. :haha:
 
LMAO, holy shit. Damn, this is hilarious.

Farrah - I was bored that night. LOL, leave me alone. :p
Heather - I was drunk that night. LOL, leave me alone. :p

LOL, ANYWAY. Fine. I admit it. I masterbate and damn proud of it. I'm the only girl out of my group of friends that admit it when having conversations about it. And let me tell you, the look on some guys faces are priceless. "Sam...you...you...masterbate? HOLY SHIT THAT'S HOT". *rolls eyes*.

Anyway, I haven't done it in any unusual places. Mainly my bed...with a household full of very annoying and loud people, it's kinda hard to do it in unsual places. *shrugs*. But yeah. As for toys....I shouldn't even MENTION this, seeing as how i'm probably never going to live it down with Farrah and Heather. LMAO, but I do have a little vibrator strictly for clitoral stimulation that my friend gave me as a gag gift a while back. Jokes on her, it's fun. LOL.
 
All I have to say is that I read a poll once. 90% of all women admit to masturbation...The other 10% are liars. lol. I find that hilarious.

Put AGE 6 + A PIANO together and there you have it. How the heck does a little girl learn how to do that? I'll never know. Human nature is so disgusting. lol
 
Lauren Collins said:
All I have to say is that I read a poll once. 90% of all women admit to masturbation...The other 10% are liars. lol. I find that hilarious.

Put AGE 6 + A PIANO together and there you have it. How the heck does a little girl learn how to do that? I'll never know. Human nature is so disgusting. lol
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I don't get the Age 6 thingie. Explain please. :stupid:
 
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