Rant and Rave 2

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I love bluffing people in poker. Put me heads-up with most players and I can bitch slap them around into handing over all of their chips. There's just nothing quite as gratifying as taking a huge pot away from someone with a much better hand.
 
I just love when my former employer thinks he can fuck with me. Little bastard is going to hell and I'll be sure to bring that restaurant with me. That court case will be our victory and that money will be m i n e. They have to be absolutey retarded to know the legal background I come from and what kind of power my family possesses. I wish I could see their face when they receive my letter. :vamp: Unlawful termination does not fly with the state and my asshole of a boss will see that! Plus unlawful lablor violations. Bring it on! Ooohhh I can't wait!


My second rant deals with work. Marshelle (a paralegal) is a fucking slut! She goes down faster than the Titanic. She's supposed to be training me not going off getting laid for 2 and a half hours! She's got to be the trampest woman there. And I can't stand seeing her jelly rolls with her short shirts and tight pants. This is a law firm we work for not some trashy bar! Everyone else can wear business suits but HER! Ahhh, even I wear them. :mad: :lec: And I'm not a lawyer or a paralegal.
 
This is going to be a VERY long rant....you can read it or not, I don't care, I just need a place to vent. And seeing as how I don't have a PHONE (which i'll get into during the rant, believe me), the only way I can vent is through the computer.

Let's see...where should I even start! Okay, I was living in Jacksonville FL; moved there in April of last year. My mother hated the area, for whatever reasons, and decided that she wanted to move the family all the way to North Dakota. She also had some valid reasons as well, such as Jax was extremely expensive, the crime was very high, ect. So my mom wanted to move out into the country, and set some "roots". So my mom found this house in Maddock ND and decided to rent it from the guy, sight unseen. AGAIN! My mother did this when we moved from PA to FL; got some house sight unseen, and believed every damn word out of our renters mouth, and when we got there, it was a complete dump. So we actually moved again, a month later, to a different house a couple of minutes away. (BTW, that renter screwed us over so bad....but karma bit him in the ass. He had a heart attack and died. ;) ).

Anyhow, I kept telling my mother, don't do this, it's stupid, you don't know these people, they just want to make a profit out of you. But noooooooo, why listen to a 19 year old girl who doesn't know "anything" about this world. Right. Well we traveled 30 hours.......30 hours. Actually it was slightly more than 30 hours...but 30 fucking hours, cross country. From 75 degrees to -13 degrees to North Dakota. Beautiful state, very flat and snowy...no problems with the state, other than the fact I enjoy cities. So being in such an unpopulated area just doesn't appeal to me. So as we're driving through ND toward Maddock, my fears were slowly growing thinking, oh god....i'm going to be living in bumble fuck. But what kept me going was the fact, okay...i'm going to be living in this beautiful house. I just have to deal with everything until July, and i'm moving out.

So we arrive in Maddock, the actual town. I never been in a town like this....and quite honestly, I didn't even know towns like this existed anymore. This "town" has 4 very lonnnng streets going north and south....THAT'S IT. And first street is the street with all the stores. "All" as in 5. They have a post office (I have a PO Box address because the mail doesn't come all the way out to this town), a cafe/bowling lanes. There are only 4 lanes I might add. A hardware store, a food store....not much of one, and town hall. Oh it's delightful, really. So, after realizing that i've died and gone to a very bitter cold hell, I kept thinking, okay, the house is going to be awesome, it's going to be pretty. WRONG.

The house......oooooooooooooh, the house. The first room we walked into was the kitchen. If you even want to CALL it a kitchen. It looked like a damn nuclear bomb went off in the place. The floors were completely torn up and cracked. There were NO kitchen appliences at all. The cabinets were broken and some were gone. The entire kitchen was a run down dump. And dump is an understatement. Then you walk from the kitchen into the diningroom. Now the guy said the entire place had brand new carpeting...he lied. It was all hardwood flooring; which normally isn't bad. But the wood flooring is from the 1900's when the place was first built, so it was dindgy and scratched and old. So it wasn't too appealing. The diningroom was the nicest room in the house...which isn't saying much. But when you go to the left, you walk into a 12 foot hole that's supposed to be the master bedroom. And from there is a bathroom, that the guy BUILT himmself. And it looks like it too....the tialing is uneven, you can see plaster on the corners of the walls, the painting isn't even done. My ten year old sister could have done a better job. The only nice thing in that bathroom was a brand new whirlpool tub, that doesn't even WORK. Turning to the right (from the diningroom) is the livingroom. It's dark, gross, creepy, and cold. And then some.

Then you head upstairs where the house is actually carpeted....with carpet that looks 50 years old. It's torn, stainted, and clinging onto the tack strips for dear life. You turn to the left and you have my sisters room; rightfully known as the blue room. Why you ask? Because it's the bluest blue i've EVER seen in my life. Mind you, we have floor plans with this house before we came here (and pictures...which were a complete lie I might add. How they did it I have no idea...), and the room was not the size the man told us. In fact, it was less than HALF the size. Then you go into the middle room, which is mine, and it's again, half the size he told us, but still relatively big. And the to the left, you have the last room. The yellow room. It's the size of a shoe box (no really...it is), with no carpeting, and no heater. So it's like a yellow ice box. And of course the bathroom, which was disgusting and looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the 70's. Pretty much smelled like that as well.

So here we have a house, that we're supposed to live in, in a town so isolated I had to cancel my cell service (for free because Verizon even saw how remote of a town we lived in) because there isn't a tower within a 60 mile radius, in a state where we have no family or friends. And the house was a complete run down dump. Now my discriptions can't even do what my family walked into, justice. Escalate it by 20 and you might get the picture. But oh nooo, that's not the end of it. No no no. Why should it be? My life as of right now is pretty much shit, why not fuck it up some more. We have no water. We have water in the toilet, but we have no water coming out of the pipes for the sinks and showers. And because of the snow, a plumber hasn't been able to come out here and fix it....so I haven't taken a shower in 5 days. I'm about to throw up myself, yes, thank you, don't say anything rude because I might snap your neck. We have no appliences, as I said, so all our food is out in the snow...that is our freezer. The people had the nerve to leave their trash and furniture in the house as well for us to clean up, because we didn't have enought to clean up as it was. AND, the place is infested with flies. Not normal black house flies...these weird striped, long flies that live in the old wood and come out to get warm.

But this isn't even the best part yet. Surprised? Why should you be! Well, my mother was pregnant...key word, WAS. She got pregnant back in January (my parents were trying for another baby for over a year), and finally, she got her wish. My parents were excited, me and my sister were sort of shocked...but anyhow, yeah, she was pregnant. The stress from the cross country move and the condition of this place when we walked into it. And the fact that we knew no one, had no family, or even a hotel that we could stay in that wasn't 45 minutes away; not to mention our furniture was arriving that day, that my mom miscarried and lost the baby. So now, my mom wants to leave again. Hitch a U-Haul, pack only the necessary things, and move back down to FL.....another 30 hours. But not to our old house...no, to live with my grandparents until we get situated enough that we can go find another place to live. God knows if this will actually happen...but knowing my mother, it will. This has been the week of hell, on so many levels, it's not even funny. I can't tell you how stressed (and disgusting *gag*) I feel right now. Thank god for the internet otherwise I would be loosing my mind.

But there you have it. My move from Jacksonville FL to Maddock North Dakota, in a nut shell. It's been fun ladies and gents....now i'm going to go watch my soap.
 
oh god....i'm going to be living in bumble fuck

LMAO!!!!! Omg, Sam you had me almost falling off my computer chair with this quote. :raspberry :vamp: I love that word "bumble fuck" LOL!


But seriously, that sucks about the moving, driving, and this "house" you live in. Hopefully you're mother will have learned a lesson. But hey...you could always stay with Farrah in the big city she lives in. ;) I could see the both of you shopping now, "oh girl please those are my gucci shoes, find your own." "Oh no you didn't!" :D I hope it works out for you though hon.
 
I've been violated today.....with a vibrator up my ass! LOL! This law firm is so crazy its insane, its something out of Ally Mcbeal.

I'm busy filing for Attorneys in the copy center and with my back to the door. And suddenly I feel something vibrating my leg and then it moves up to my ass. I spin around to see Maria and Marshelle giggling with a mini vibrator. It was so wrong! lol on so many levels.

Maria has an obsession with touching my ass when I'm not looking either lol. They are all crazy around there. Marshelle is 28 and Maria is 35, but both look to be 24.

And when that's not going on they are turning our little teddy bears in the 69 position LOL! Or putting a banana between one of the bear's legs.

Its straight out of sitcom I wear - I'm in the perverted asylum lol.
 
Frost said:
I've been violated today.....with a vibrator up my ass! LOL! This law firm is so crazy its insane, its something out of Ally Mcbeal.

I'm busy filing for Attorneys in the copy center and with my back to the door. And suddenly I feel something vibrating my leg and then it moves up to my ass. I spin around to see Maria and Marshelle giggling with a mini vibrator. It was so wrong! lol on so many levels.

Maria has an obsession with touching my ass when I'm not looking either lol. They are all crazy around there. Marshelle is 28 and Maria is 35, but both look to be 24.

And when that's not going on they are turning our little teddy bears in the 69 position LOL! Or putting a banana between one of the bear's legs.

Its straight out of sitcom I wear - I'm in the perverted asylum lol.

do you work in a lawfirm or a lesbian brothel? :confused:
 
I'm not one to ever say this, but isn't that sexual harassment? Yikes.

I hate how it's so confusing knowing where you stand with members of the opposite sex. I hate the whole "guessing game" thing. Grr!
 
LOL! Its sexual harassment if it makes me feel uncomfortable, but I didn't exactly say anything lol. I know its all joking a side anyway, its nothing serious. Maria is married with two beautiful kids and Mashelle is straight. :nod:
 
Men!

What is it with most men who think if a woman speaks to them, they automatically desire them? :sleep2: :stupid:


I'm a very sociable person at the office, I greet everyone - its my nature. Anyway there's this guy, Todd whose this big bad attorney. He's very muscular dark hair, eyes, etc.

Anyway I knew the other day he was feeling under the weather so I ask, "Hey Todd, how are you feeling?" He replies, "okay, my back hurts and I can barely hear out of one ear." So I said "oh, I give the best massages." I say that to my dear friends as a friendly gesture.

His comment is "Aren't you married?" :censored: And he was serious, not even joking. I'm thinking, "what the fuck?" lol. My reply was, "no, I'm engaged."

What the hell does that have anything to do with massages? I don't know what he wants massaged but I'm not going near it LOL!

So then Deborah, one of the partners comes out and goes, "oh Heather, your engaged - I didn't know that." I swear some people adore listening to every conversation. I keep my sexuality private at the law firm - so they all know I'm engaged to this great guy named....Jesse. ;) :D

But it bugged me though - Todd's comment. I'm thinking, "oooh yeah buddy your so my type!" What an arrogant prick though.
 
lol Heat :)

This guy comes over to me the other night when I was hanging out with my friends while they worked at the pub, and goes, "I saw you looking at me earlier." And then he proceeded to argue with me about it when I told him sorry, but no. He actually said, "No one's ever shot me down like that before." Trust me, I find that very hard to believe.
 
Vilandra said:
lol Heat :)

This guy comes over to me the other night when I was hanging out with my friends while they worked at the pub, and goes, "I saw you looking at me earlier." And then he proceeded to argue with me about it when I told him sorry, but no. He actually said, "No one's ever shot me down like that before." Trust me, I find that very hard to believe.


Awww Vil, you heartbreaker! :vamp: :D


That reminds me of the one line in the movie Bodyguard, "I've been watching you all night!" The woman says to Frank. His reply is, "well, go back there and keep watching." LOL!

Some guys are just all about themselves. :nod: :stupid:
 
I've gotta rave and give props to drivers who alert me of a cop up ahead. ;) :p I tend to speed, but I've yet to receive a speeding ticket (knock on wood).

I'm driving into New Paltz when this car flashes me his lights. I slow it down to 45, when I notice a cop up ahead hidden in this driveway surrounded by bushes. lol.

I love when other drivers notify me of that - I return the favor to other cars passing me. :) It prevents me and them from receiving a speeding ticket.
 
mindless rambling

Sometimes emotions are messy. This is not a rant nor a rave, just...getting my feelings out?

Lately I don't know what's up with me but all I do is think about Jessica. How I miss her, yearn to spend time with her, and get a place with her. I'm hoping by December, but Jess wants me down to move before her 21st this October.

Even when I'm busy working for the Attorney's at work, overwhelmed with tasks I'm thinking about her. I feel so incredibly attached, more so than ever before. Its driving me insane because when I think about her, I'm reminded of the distance we share between us. :sad:

I feel overly clingy with her and that's not really my style - I'm more laid back and chill. I'm assuming its the various obtacles we've overcome together including that horrible mess in December/January when I was down with her.

I have a good feeling about this year with Jess' raise, my new job, her new ford exployer. I guess its true what they say - You gotta risk it all to regain your faith.

But I'm finding a new spiritual faith, but I'm not sure if its Christanity, more so Wiccian I think. A lot of the beliefs I share. Hmmm, we'll see.
 
Okay for once I really need to rant! Guys just need to NOT flirt with girls if they are not interested.

Case in point, today: So for about 5 minutes this girl came into the bar where my friends work, who I think my one friend Colin might have a thing with. Now, in the past, I have had sort of a thing for him. But in light of said slut bag I have worked to overcome that. So what does he do? When I come in today, he asks me why I didn't come visit him on Saint Patrick's Day. And that it was obvious that I wasn't there etc etc. And that he really thought I would come see him on St. Paddy's. Blah blah bliddy blah.

I'm sorry, but DON'T DO THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO ASK ME OUT. It's not fair to me to keep me on a string.
 
Why don't you just tell him how you once felt?

AND

Are you sure he was flirting? He may just enjoy your company and wanted you there because he likes you around in a social environment amongst friends. Some people don't like others being left out.... He may have just wanted to hang out despite you being a woman, he a man and both hetrosexual.
 
arrogant men

i cannot stand lofty, arrogant, uppity bastard bitch ass mofo men who think they have all the fucking answers , have everything figured out and just seem to think they are a "step ahead" of everything and everyone.

smart mouthed motherfuckers who think they have an answer for everything and are NEVER wrong. :rolleyes:

people like that NEVER grow, never LEARN and NEVER have a true understanding of anything outside of their own little world....and typically they surround themselves with people who will feed their ego and cant deal with those who challenge them. well ive had thie misfortune of dealing with someone like that and this bastard is LUCKY he's not in front of my face right now..because if he were..id PUNCH him right in his mouth! :mad:

im so sick of men getting smart with me when they are the ones in the wrong.
 
fucking credit card companies are so annoying. There's no need to call and harass me three times a day and more. I paid what I can, damn! :censored:

But let's see Providian call me now after I threatened them with a harassment charge. And if they continue - I'll have attorney's all up on their ass lol its good to work for a law firm. :D

But its fucking annoying getting a call at 8am! then 5pm, then 8pm! Hell no! I'm not about to have that shit. fucking parasites I swear.
 
you know BY LAW if you tell them NOT to call you anymore, then they cant. simply cut them off and be FIRM with them. tell them NOT to call you and hang up. if they do, then you can report them.
 
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