Wish Corruption

[The Doctor]

Okay. This is a little game that we MDer's used to play in the old days. The idea of the game is that someone makes a wish and the next person over would corrupt that wish and then wish for something of there own. Here is an example:

Player 1: I wish I had a million bucks!

Player 2: Wish Granted! You are granted a million bucks however do to an major amount of debt you owe from your days of gambling at a casino you are forced to give it all to the IRS thus making you the poorest bastard in the world once more

I wish that I was the coolest guy in school!

See? It's that simple and it's very fun corrupting the things people want the most. Since I am the first poster I will start off and we can go from there.

I wish that I was the greatest chef in the world!

 

[Black King]

wish granted you are the greatest chef in the world but you have no ingredients to work with and sadly all your talents go to waste.

I wish i was able to fly

 

[SiD]

Wish granted, you can fly.... for 10 seconds after you let a fart rip


I wish i could do magiks like Dr.Strange

 

[Black King]

wish granted you can do magic like Dr. Strange but you summon Zom on your first day. congrads on destroying the earth

I wish i worked at Torchwood.