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We did a thread like this on the board a couple years ago, but we've got a different crowd now so i thought it'd be fun to try again :nod:

What are some weird, wild, naughty things you've done? Remember, confession is good for the soul! :p I'll start....

1)When I was in highschool, on a dare, I drove my car through the neighborhood all the way down the street...on the SIDEWALK in front of neighbors & all lol. In MI you can get a hefty ticket for that & @ the time it seemed like a wild fun thing to do.

2) I once answered the door to jehova's witnesses...naked. the woman nearly passed out & the guy turned bright red. I was so irritated that they'd been knocking on my door & ringing my doorbell THAT EARLY in the morning & since i usually sleep nude, I just decided to do that...to this day I'm not sure what came over me to do that :haha:
 
Hmnnn...I like this thread already.

1) I once got caught by the cops having sex in a car in an apartment parking lot. Me and my GF at the time were visiting her family and got tired of trying to find somewhere private enough to get busy. The officer was so amused to find us that he let us go.

2) I once participated in a competition in my dorm suite to see who could sleep with the most women the most times in a month. We kept score and had a verification system and everything. We even had a way of limiting the amount of points you could get with the same girl. Looking back that is kinda messed up, but we were young and generally drunk then so there you go. BTW I won. Also, the vast majority of women involved knew about the contest and helped their favorite competitors score.


So there goes two.
 
Not sure if im even in the same league as you guys but here it goes.

1. Sex on a ferry in greece, me and my gf at the time, had to stop, move, over and over so we did not get caught, until we could finish.

2. When i was a cook in training or trainee, we did all kinds of pranks at work, some of the worst included cellophan and toilets, very immature, but i'll go with the same excuse as rampage, we were young and drunk :p
 
Gawd, Garrick! :rolleyes: :p that 2nd one of yours almost reminded me of what the boys in "The Rage: Carrie 2" had been doing.

I think EVERYONE has @ least 1 "getting caught getting busy in the car" story. ( i just chose not to share mine :p ) ;)

Poor SiD! having to stop so many times lol!

There's some OTHER ppl here too! C'mon y'all!!! step up! :D
 
The most wild I've ever gotten was skinny dipping with semi-strangers. I knew the people, but not really.

I'm so not the type to get all kinds of crazy. Really.
 
I don't have any sex stories but a few times in college myself and my friends we would have a few cocktails and do some artful critiques of movies of an adult variety (ie we would get drunk and laugh at bad porn as a sort of porn movie club)

One day we drank a little too much and put the volume too loud and we got half the dorm up with what could only be described as a money shot
 
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SiD
Classiest movie club ever
1. Sex beside the Tate Modern Gallery near London Bridge.

2. Sex in a park with the same girl. We went through an outdoor phase.

On her birthday I swore (gave the finger) at a guy overtaking me on the motorway/freeway on the way to the beach. The guy slowed down until our cars lined up and proceeded to produce a police officers badge. Luckily he didn't stop me.
 
I ruined a perfectly good pair of pants skateboarding (tear from right under the zipper and all the way back) so basically i was showing a lot of underwear, then proceeded to go to a concert, and have a blast, got some weird looks though.
 
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