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Okay, not since the "thread that wouldnt die" aka "Man dies after having sex with HORSE" thread :haha: have i laughed and guffawed this hard.

I was on the phone with one of my gal pals from Detroit and she proceeded to tell me this story:

A man was up on the ladder yesterday cleaning the gutters on his house. He lost his footing, fell off the ladder...and when he fell off the ladder he landed on a broom handle and the broom went up his butt and he died!
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:eek:

I was sitting there like :confused: and i said "girl shut up! are you for real?" and she sounded so "matter of fact"...almost CASUAL about it that i couldnt tell LOL!

it happened in Livonia Michigan, which is where a former friend of mine grew up...and given that the girl who told me this still talks to the former friend, i began to wonder if it was true ...but DAMN if i didnt LAUGH about it more than once....i guess if it is true I shouldnt have laughed... *snicker* :D
 
From all men everywhere i just want to say "OUCH!!" Thats a nice bit of nightmare fuel. The headlines "Man sodomized to death but sheer fluke" . . . . subheading "police happy we didn't do it"
 
and so THEN at one point the conversation she said:

so does that mean if i let my man do me in the butt then i might DIE? because he's so big, so huge its RIDICULOUS and now i'm kind of worried!
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ROFLMAO! :haha:

this girl is a FOOL!

i said:

well girl i certainly hope not..because what would we tell people at the funeral? oh "she died because her man did her in the butt?"
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and then we laughed and laughed, but then we kind of realized we shouldnt be laughing because someone HAS died... << covers mouth>>
 
inappropriate death is a staple of humor laugh until you turn blue. Now on to death by anal :p what does that mean for the trial? is there a trial? police got to take pictures of the murder weapon. guy: "she said i was f***ing her to death i thought it was bull". oh lord the coroner report! LOL
 
I don't know, the horse thread I still laugh about LOL! Its far more taboo and disturbing than reading this lol.

I'd like to read the news report on this though lol. One thing is for sure, the man wasn't gay LOL! :hehe2:
 
From Spellbinder's Post: so does that mean if i let my man do me in the butt then i might DIE? because he's so big, so huge its RIDICULOUS and now i'm kind of worried!
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No! No! No! Please stop!!! :hys: Oh God that is hilarious! You have to be kidding! This is has to be a joke! Your friend did not say that...:rotflmao:

Please...Please...tell me your friend did NOT...say THAT...:laugh:

Oh God...I think I feel my heart bursting open like a bomb...:rofl:

H-How could she obviously draw that kind of thought from a story about a man having his innards split apart by a broom handle and convert it into the possible fear of dying while doing :monkeybut: with her "Man's" :fighting03: ?

I think...I think...I think I have finally heard all that needs to be heard in the Universe. I think...I have read all that needs to be read in the Universe. Ascension time... :angel:

Dying by anal because its SO huge... :ulol: :hys: :rotfl:
 
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