The Pastor entered his donkey in the race and it won. The pastor was so p leased with the donkey that he entered it into the race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS HOT, LOOKS GOOD!
The Bishop was so upset with that kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS!
This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
THe pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS HOTTEST ASS IN TOWN!
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it couuld run wild.
THe next day the headlines read: NUN ANNONCES HER ASS IS "WILD ND FREE!"
The bishop was buried the next day.
the moral of the story is: being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery....even shorten your life. So BE YOURSELF and ejoy life. Stop worrying about someone else's ass and you'll be alot happier and live longer.
And on that, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS!
Have a nice day!
