Say something OUTRAGEOUS!
- Thread starter Karma
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Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
LOL! well done! :clap:, who knew the Time Square Skank could actually get a zinger in
speaking of outrageous, i heard FlashForward is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.
I heard Garrick has lengthy masturbation sessions while watching Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex & The City...and that Heather TAPES these sessions and sells them online!
I heard she was his mother, so........EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! So wrong!!!
Umm, don't you "bop" to the big guy on that show? :hehe2::hehe2::hehe2:
OH GOD! She doesn't have OUR vids, does she!!!!!! :blush:
Firebird
Fire Elemental
Thank you! :hehe2:
Yes, Garrick's "Sexual Chocolate" DVD has sold more copies than the Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tapes COMBINED!
Yes you are and Farrah's the number one reason you are.
Oh I have your video alright and its another top seller. In fact Jenna Jameson would LOVE to work with you!
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
Yes you are and Farrah's the number one reason you are.
Maybe so, but you are the number two reason.
But what about that threesome we did with Farrah? How's it doing?
Firebird
Fire Elemental
Maybe so, but you are the number two reason.
But what about that threesome we did with Farrah? How's it doing?
Threesome? Oh no honey, I just watched. :hehe2:
Karma
Heart Attack
and used her "magickal faerie princess" TOY with glee and amusement on herself while she was watching
but wait a minute, Mr. Cat, you better get a clue honey. NOBODY goes to bed with me unless the pay a substantial fee. after all, i AM a Material Girl.
Firebird
Fire Elemental
and used her "magickal faerie princess" TOY with glee and amusement on herself while she was watching
but wait a minute, Mr. Cat, you better get a clue honey. NOBODY goes to bed with me unless the pay a substantial fee. after all, i AM a Material Girl.
Oh you have one too?! :eplus2:
*Eye Roll* Yes, that substantial fee costs for just dinner and desert. Who knew the way to seduce Farrah was through streak and lobster.
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
Oh you have one too?! :eplus2:
*Eye Roll* Yes, that substantial fee costs for just dinner and desert. Who knew the way to seduce Farrah was through streak and lobster.
Or burger and fries and licking in the right place for the right amount of time.
Or she just takes debit cards ......................... :wink0:
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
I'm thinking naughty thoughts about Angelina Jolie right now...........
I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:
Can I watch?
I like seeing curtains hung. The bastards deserve it. :xyxthumbs:
Karma
Heart Attack
I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:
LOL! you selfish trollop! what about the potato famine striking the poor villages overseas!
I think Cat-Scratch is an escaped kitty from an S&M parlour!
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
Well, you did meet me at the OldRama's Talk@ forum. :wink0:
Those high heels and icy looks of yours caught me (and many others) plus the whip was there too.
Naughty Majik at work..........:heee::blush:
Firebird
Fire Elemental
Sam likes her potatoes mashed! LMAO!
Nothing gets me hotter than having sex with horses. Never mind saving a cowboy shit.
Nothing gets me hotter than having sex with horses.
Never mind saving a cowboy shit.
Cat-Scratch
Rising Star
Sam likes her potatoes mashed! LMAO!
Nothing gets me hotter than having sex with horses.
Have a walk on the wild side.
Ride a cat, Cowgrrl.
I think i'm sexually turned on by commercials for Tampons....
Karma
Heart Attack
Firebird
Fire Elemental
Farrah's mother is so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World! :hehe2: