Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

[Karma]

For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:

and here you are, right along with us, so i guess it's true what they say...birds of a feather, MASTURBATE together!

oh and speaking of outrageous, i heard the reason why you're so ANTI Hillary Clinton is because it helps build up the sexual tension that you release WITH HER in the bedroom behind closed doors :sure: talk about FREAKY.

 

[Harbinger]

She better be. Because my money is due...

and THEN you woke up!

LOL!

 

[Flashforward]

and here you are, right along with us, so i guess it's true what they say...birds of a feather, MASTURBATE together!

oh and speaking of outrageous, i heard the reason why you're so ANTI Hillary Clinton is because it helps build up the sexual tension that you release WITH HER in the bedroom behind closed doors :sure: talk about FREAKY.

I want what you've been smoking. :heee:

 

[Black King]

I want what you've been smoking. :heee:

Trust me you don't, last time i toke a puff i ended up in Amsterdam, with claw marks and Ann Coulter next to me.

 

[Flashforward]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

 

[Black King]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

How is that an outrageous with the sexy ladies on this board??

 

[Karma]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

that's not outrageous, that's just you being hot to trot besides, some of the women on this board dont like men in that way

 

[Flashforward]

Killjoy. :shout:

 

[Foxfire]

that's not outrageous, that's just you being hot to trot besides, some of the women on this board dont like men in that way

Farrah is one of them. She licks the carpet like its her last meal! :tomato:

 

[Persephone]

that's not outrageous heather.....that's common knowledge

btw, if a woman doesn't have a carpet, what would it be called? hardwood? because that kinda sounds like a guy that has an erection....hmm...maybe linoleum? LOL

okay shutting up now!

 

[Foxfire]

that's not outrageous heather.....that's common knowledge

btw, if a woman doesn't have a carpet, what would it be called? hardwood? because that kinda sounds like a guy that has an erection....hmm...maybe linoleum? LOL

okay shutting up now!

I like the term hard wood but either one works lol.

 

[Cat-Scratch]

Like every woman on this earth, I have a bitch switch, so don't flip it.

Is that the left nipple or the right one?

Lower one?

 

[Firebird]

Is that the left nipple or the right one?

Lower one?

I think you need to settle down Mr.CS before I take your catnip away. :hehe2:

 

[Cat-Scratch]

I think you need to settle down Mr.CS before I take your catnip away. :hehe2:

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous?

 

[Flashforward]

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous?

You have ladies and booze for nipples? confused:

 

[Black King]

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous?

You're something alright, i think i got some pills that might cure it. :trippy: How much cash you got for them??

 

[Cat-Scratch]

Flashforward, that made little sense............confused:

Black King, I came this way naturally ........hehehehhehehehheh.:hehe2:

I'm a flirt-a-holic.

 

[Firebird]

Flashforward, that made little sense............confused:

Black King, I came this way naturally ........hehehehhehehehheh.:hehe2:

I'm a flirt-a-holic.

Your a hot mess-a-holic. :xyxthumbs:

 

[Karma]

Your a hot mess-a-holic. :xyxthumbs:

LOL! well done! :clap:, who knew the Time Square Skank could actually get a zinger in

speaking of outrageous, i heard FlashForward is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.

I heard Garrick has lengthy masturbation sessions while watching Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex & The City...and that Heather TAPES these sessions and sells them online!

 

[Flashforward]

I have affairs with everyone, silly. :love10:

I'm such a whore. :hehe2: