Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

I'm concocting an evil plan to skin alive a bitch.
 
Heh how about this... my boyfriend gets to jackoff alone... in the bathroom for the next week. No sex from me... :fdevil:
 
If you really want to get him good, put on your best lingerie, your best perfume, and then go to sleep with your back to him (preferable showing some skin, practically daring him to make a move. If he does, rebuff him and continue torturi..I mean sleeping peacefully.
If he asks why and actually seems like he means it and you feel like talking, explain very calmly what's bothering you and let him know that either he wants to make love to you or he wants to sweat that bitch!!!!
 
I was on a date with this guy tonight...and I saw another guy I liked at the pool hall we were at, and I ended up making out with him when I was "in the bathroom".

Is that outrageous? Or just really bitchy? LOL
 
Harbinger said:
someone's still as big a trollop as EVER i see. oh wait...that's not outrageous...that's awfully CATTY of me isnt it? :D
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Yes, put your claws back in dear! Although we both know I learned from the best. ;) You still out working at the Red Light District?
 
For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:
 
Flashforward said:
For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:
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Its been tame so far I haven't tried talking anyone into join my S&M club and so far theres been no talk of bukkake tuesdays . . . . . er . . . .i mean tuesday's party :worry:
 
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