Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

Farrah told me that she is such a cat lover that she shares the litter box with her cats. :igitt:
 
I just had to share this - my friend (who got married two years ago) said it to me in front of his wife. :D

"Don't get married Mat. Ever. They say you can touch boobies for free once you've gotten married. But they lie. You can't touch boobies for free. It costs you. In fact, it's more expensive than ever to touch them."

I was laughing so hard I was crying. Even his wife got a good laugh out of it. :)
 
Oh, I don't know about that. Maybe we're perfect for one another. Are you a dog person, *too*? :D
 
She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours ;) Just kidding Vil lol!
 
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That was funny enough to warrant an increase in rep. :D
Prophet said:
She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours ;) Just kidding Vil lol!
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wooohoooo i see someone is felling BRAVEEEEEE tonight! :haha:

it was nice knowing ya Brenda! :D
 
Prophet said:
She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours
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You're supposed-to post outrageous stuff here, Brandon. Not stuff written in drunk honesty on the bathroom walls of the local bar. ;)

I've agreed to be Farrah's slave for one day.:shrug:
 
Mat said:
You're supposed-to post outrageous stuff here, Brandon. Not stuff written in drunk honesty on the bathroom walls of the local bar. ;)

I've agreed to be Farrah's slave for one day.:shrug:
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Who hasn't! I still have the whip marks on my ass cheeks!
 
Brandon prides himself by urinating on his lovers. :angel: :raspberry Its a huge turn on for him. :vamp:
 
The thing I love the most about the women here is that they're all so open. And by open I mean that their isn't an orifice in their bodies which hasn't had a dick in it at one point or another.
 
and MAT, on the other hand has made a ton of money running brothel staffed by hermaphrodites...and being the head "master/madame" he makes sure ALL of his clients are satisfied by given new meaning to the Mcdonalds phrase: "billions and billions served"
 
DonDaddyD said:
I have heard that when some Men get teabagged they tend to giggle like girls!
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LOL!! omg, You know this is seriously honest. When I was at work one of the chefs commented on "tea bagging" and one of the waitresses were like "what's that?" And I didn't know either. :p :p Well, we found out. :shrug: :sure:


Anyway something outrageous. I think we've all said something. Hmmm okay I'm a terrible lay and I don't give orgasms at ALL! I suck incredibly. LOL!

PS - NICE come back Farrah, poor Mat. lol ;)
 
That's right Farrah - I give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself" ;)

Frost has seen more shaft than an elevator. :D
 
Mat said:
That's right Farrah - I give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself" ;)

Frost has seen more shaft than an elevator. :D
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And Mat has more ruptured blow up dolls than Pee Wee Herman. ;)
 
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