Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

I am in love with Farrah, I know that it is wrong and adultery, but my heart goes out for her. I e mail her all the time, I wait outside of her job (since I work near her),
I walk around her buliding looking for her at work, I shout the halls Madonna, DG Hecate, Farrah love me!! I hope to marry her one day, and have a good looking son.

I also am stalking Prophet, Titania, J Soul, Vida Guerra, Jennifer Lopez, and Esther Baxter . ..
 
That's outrages? And here I was thinking that was just the real you:shrug: LOL (J/P)

I'm really a 42 year old midget who enjoys romantic walks on the beach, sunsets, and jump roping in the nude.

(Happy now Farrah?! My secret is out!)
 
I rather like being stalked... that creepy obsessive stuff makes me hot.

Rogue said:
I'm having an affair with Brandon (no one tell Heather)

Lexi flirts with me and Heath because she really wants to have a threesome with us and is angry because we don't share well

And I have a secret crush on Farrah cuz everyone else seems to
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Oh yes, im a terribly jealous creature and im mad at the both of you for keeping me out. I think ill never speak to either of you and instead ill spread nasty rumors about you. :D

You're kidding! I have a secret crush on her too! Just dont tell Crow, J Soul or FTP... because they get all caveman territorial... id have to beat them off with a stick.... which it sure seems like i have to do already.

Jump roping nude? Thats hot! LOL j/k ;) Thats weird. :p
 
I got bruises from looking into Titania's window while she's sleeping, she saw men and hit me with the butt of her shotgun.

I am actually a vegetarian who doesn't eat desserts.

I weigh 185 lbs, and have six pack abs and huge muscles . . .
 
I don't know what to add all you guys are too outrageous.


Well......


America will soon be an Islamic Republic!








And Im sleeping with everyone on the board!
 
Crow's just lucky i didnt have time to reload it. [Its never smart to keep a gun loaded when you arent using it kids. ;)]

I want to go live in that culture where women are wrapped in black sheets from head to toe all their lives.... i think that would be exciting!
 
Osiris!!!:sure: ..... you didnt go through MY Brothel agency for your sexual pleasure?? I am the MADAME of this board..nobody sleeps with ANYBODY around here unless they schedule it through ME first! :farrah:
 
Farrah, that reminds me... I want someone new to knock the proverbial boots with... im getting BORED with Heat. I want fresh blood. :hehe:
 
Well lets set something up Farrah!

Oh and Titania, you could wear white instead of black!
 
Lexi dear, do you realize what your saying in this outrageous thread? If your saying I'm, "boring" it really means I'm fucking fabulous in bed. :vamp: :D Which I already knew, thank you. :nod:

I've recently slept with my older brother, my first time with anal sex, it was a mix of pleasure and pain. ;) You have to really be relaxed to try it. That guy can hammer it! I'm still having trouble walking.

Dan and I attend AA meetings in private. Its still difficult to admit I abuse alcohol. :sad:
 
Foxfire said:
Dan and I attend AA meetings in private. Its still difficult to admit I abuse alcohol. :sad:
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Don't forget the Starbucks support group either ;):nod:
 
I think women with mustaches, and body hair are sexy :( nahh I can't even play like that.

How come everyone lies and says, "I am great in bed?" If all these folks were good at sex, all these folks in here wouldn't be cheating with Titania!!

Why does everyone on this board and the last one we were on (that lame one with the bigots) think that I have a "the hots/crush" on Farrah? That is not true!!!

I have a crush on MsCandy!!!!
 
ZorCrow said:
How come everyone lies and says, "I am great in bed?" If all these folks were good at sex, all these folks in here wouldn't be cheating with Titania!!
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*eyeballs Crow*

*is trying to determine whether he was insulting her or complimeting her*

*soon to come is the dreaded question --"What the HELL is THAT supposed to mean?"-- Which is a man's surefire sign that he's fucked up. :eek3: *

:haha:

I just saw Sin City.... its a terrible waste of money. :'( I tried to get a refund from the box office but they refused and called me an idiot for thinking it might be good in the first place. I tried to explain what an eyesore the visual effects were, and i even tried to turn on the sweet-girlish whimper [that has seriously gotten me out of tickets in the past].... but they'd have nothing of it! those Cinemark people are ruthless! :sad:
 
Titania said:
*eyeballs Crow*

*is trying to determine whether he was insulting her or complimeting her*

*soon to come is the dreaded question --"What the HELL is THAT supposed to mean?"-- Which is a man's surefire sign that he's fucked up. :eek3: *

:haha:

I just saw Sin City.... its a terrible waste of money. :'( I tried to get a refund from the box office but they refused and called me an idiot for thinking it might be good in the first place. I tried to explain what an eyesore the visual effects were, and i even tried to turn on the sweet-girlish whimper [that has seriously gotten me out of tickets in the past].... but they'd have nothing of it! those Cinemark people are ruthless! :sad:
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Complemeting you, you are a great looking woman and that is not a joke.

I will be the next Pope, and everyone ismoving into the vatican from the board!!!

Serioulsy, when will we have a black pope?
 
I'm gonna become a stripper for all you cock eyed male hicks who try an fancy themselves up with fake leather jackets and a pair of snake skin cowboy boots from Kmart so you can eyeball my goodies. (long story LOL)

I will slowly convert from stripping to adult video star and buy myself a great pair of knockers so guys can oogle at my girls.

Then I will one day only HOPE to end up on Jerry Springer with my new and improved porn name "Scarlet Bush" pulling some girls weave out and screaming every curse word known to man.


Alrighty i'm done. LOL
 
Shockwave said:
I'm gonna become a stripper for all you cock eyed male hicks who try an fancy themselves up with fake leather jackets and a pair of snake skin cowboy boots from Kmart so you can eyeball my goodies. (long story LOL)

I will slowly convert from stripping to adult video star and buy myself a great pair of knockers so guys can oogle at my girls.

Then I will one day only HOPE to end up on Jerry Springer with my new and improved porn name "Scarlet Bush" pulling some girls weave out and screaming every curse word known to man.


Alrighty i'm done. LOL
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That post made me go :igitt:

I am going to get liposuction, and I am going to get muscle impants,
then I am going to go out to hollywood and be a model or actor.
Then I will run for political office and then eventually act my way to president. When I am president, I will single out all the hot chicks in the nation and date them.

;)
 
I have a confession...

I am not really "Brandon"... I am a Pre Op Transexual named Brenda. I live in Detroit where I service anybody and everybody for some crack or weed and I can't get enough of it. I am currently living with my Pre Op Transexual Boyfriend "Frank" whom many of you know as Farrah on the boards. Sometimes he hits me whenever I don't bring enough money or drugs in for him, but I just can't leave him. I love the son of a bitch. Frank is really kinky and although he is the man of our relationship, he likes to take it from behind by me. Sometimes when money gets really tight, Frank joins me on the street and we offer a Two Pre Ops for One Special, only $5.00. You can't believe how wild Frank goes!

Anyway, I feel that it is only right that I finally bring the truth to the boards that Frank and Brenda are here to stay and if you don't like us you can go away!

Nice Cheer eh? ;) ^^^
 
Kwame Kilpatrick is the best Mayor Detroit has ever had.
Detroit is the best place I have ever lived,
Detroit is the cleanest city in America.
There is no racial prejudice in the Metro-Detroit area
Louisville will win the national title
 
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