Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

I just date Heath to cover up the fact that I'm in love with Lexi and I want her badly...

I think George Bush is a wonderful man and has never done anything to seriously fuck this country

I love my job more then anything in the world
 
I've recently had sex with Spellbinder...to my surprise she wasn't able to ride or give head to a stick very well...don't waste your time guys.:sneak:




































:p j/k she is a wonderful rider and head giver...bless her heart :love:
 
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*hands on hips* Now just HOW did I know MY NAME would come up in here eventually? :D *raises eyebrow*

I'm sweeping Jezzie off her feet to distract her from the fact that I'm stealing Heat... and I'm continuously FLIRTING with the both of them.

:haha:
 
One night while Sam and Lexi were comforting me from all the stress I've been going through lately we ended up having a threesome. Lexi was fabulous but Sam didn't have enough time to go down and told me she would, "eat you later." LMAO!!! :nod:
 
And now I'm the Board Playgirl. :rolleyes: At least I have a "fabulous" reputation... :hehe:

I'm ALSO engaged in Rowdy Romance with various other board members who wish to remain anonymous.

AND I'm bangin Micheal Jackson, who also wishes to remain anonymous so as not to tarnish his reputation for being fond of little boys. :rolleyes: :p
 
I recently found a nasty rash covering from my body, I think I contracted a STD from Lexi while she was sleeping with Michael. :preach: :D

I work at a local bar where I dance along the bar singing to Can't fight the moonlight in red leather pants and a black tube top. :vamp:
 
I'm a Madame with several women under my employment. My house is one of the most preferred Brothels in metro detroit and JSoul, FtpIt, Zorcrow AND Heather and Lexi are some of my regular clients. ;)
 
I ALSO give some of my time to the local strip club, where i'm the highest paid exotic dance this side of Dallas. :nod:

I've asked heat and Farrah to join my act but they dont like to be outdone. :haha:
 
*gasp* You're doing Michael too?! *slaps Brandon*

*gasp* You're doing Farrah too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Sam too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Jess too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Heat too?! *slaps him again*

*double gasp* You're doing me TOO?! *takes him into the next room* :hehe:
 
I am Farrah's and Titania' sex slave, they keep me in the basement bound in B/D style gear and only feed me once a day. . .

Prophet is my father

The Democrats are right, gay marriage, child porn, and all those things are perfectly natural and exceptable.

Osama Bin Laden was framed

Al Qeada doesn't exist

Our nation is secure

Racism doesn't exist
 
You Melodramatic Ingrate! we feed you TWICE a day! One of those times just isnt exactly food, persay.... :hehe:

Im in pilot training so i can fly a triple seven into Osama's cave. :D [We americans think ahead though, i get an ejection seat in my cockpit. :haha:]
 
I'm having an affair with Brandon (no one tell Heather)

Lexi flirts with me and Heath because she really wants to have a threesome with us and is angry because we don't share well

And I have a secret crush on Farrah cuz everyone else seems to
 
I dont have a crush on Farrah.. In fact I put a bag on her head before hand.. It's easier that way ;)

And Jess! I can't believe our secret is out! You know you are only supposed to woo Heather until we drain her accounts so we can flee to Fiji!
 
I've done a couple of porn flicks, you might have heard of them, "Naughty school girls," "Forest hump," "Lust of the Mohicans," "Boobula."

I'm also pregnant with two beautiful twins, I can't tell anyone and unfortunately they'll be addicted to cocaine.
 
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