Karma
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Umm....I'm thinking Phoenix would MOP THE FLOOR w/ these two :haha: Your thoughts?
Phoenix vs Goku & Vegta?
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Umm....I'm thinking Phoenix would MOP THE FLOOR w/ these two :haha: Your thoughts?
DonDaddyD
::Gesturing ala Nas::
Plays out like classic Dragonball Z.
One day an innocent girl is possessed by the intergalactic Phoenix force - which we later find out was imprisoned by the Kai's.
Goku, Gohan, Vegeta and the rest of the Z fighters are warned by King Kai, Grand Kai and Kaibito about a great evil that is about to befall the Earth. At the same time we see this evil in the form of the innocent girl befriend a squirrel, which she calls "Nutty".
King Kai shows the Sayans the evil in innocent girl form. Vegeta is nonchalant about what he sees, Goku sees something deeper and Gohan debate as to whether, like Fat Buu, this evil is just misunderstood.
Piccolo (this is set in that grey area after Majin Buu where everyone is awesomely mad powerful) decides to observe the girl from Kame's Lookout while Tien, Krillin go to confront the girl. Meanwhile it turns out that Yamucha is a teacher at the girl’s school and having noticed a change in her also decides to watch her closely.
Unfortunately the innocent girl is bullied at School and the bullies kill Nutty (thanks Yamucha if you just stopped the bullies this story would be over) with a slingshot and this awakens 3.5% of the Phoenix power inside the girl. Merely powering up incinerates the bullies. Yamucha tries to talk her down but she keeps powering up causing more damage as she does so. Worried about the loss of life he attempts the Wolf Fang Fist. He gets bitch slapped for his troubles, but because this is Dragonball Z it is not a slap it is something pervy - she wraps her legs around his head, flips and throws him away. He kinda enjoys it. Krillin and Tien catch him mid-flight, they all try to fight the Phoenix but they generally get bitched slapped and the viewer is left questioning why they are in the show at this point.
Piccolo arrives and just like his fight with Freeza and Android 17 he provides the best fight scene of the show. This fight starts on Monday and ends next Tuesday with a whole two episodes devoted to just powering up!
Piccolo gets bitch slapped.
Vegeta, Goku and Gohan show up. They fight as normal Sayan’s and lose. They then fight as Super Sayans and almost win. Vegeta then gets all arrogant and attempts to finish the Phoenix as Super Sayan 2. He uses a combo of Big Bang Attack and Final Flash but this doesn’t kill her as the Phoenix rises again. Rising up from her own ashes she transforms into Dark Phoenix. She batters Vegeta and despite Gohan and Goku (Goku is now SSJ 3) joining the fight not even the might of the 3 Sayan’s can stop her. Gohan flies away to get Goten and Trunks while Vegeta and Goku attempt to hold their own against Phoenix
Gohan arrives with Gotenks SSJ3 and with the help of a sensu bean Vegeta and Goku heal and turn into Gogeta SSJ3. This does nothing. So Gotenks and Gogeta fuse! into Gogetenks At this stage in real life people are like “OMG, OMFG!” Geek forums worldwide are crashing due to the traffic, Japan is awash in cosplay, some sick fucks draws a hentai porn parody (which we all read but never discuss), there’s a baby boom amongst DBZ fans and EA has commissioned a DBZ MMO (no!)
How it ends, I don’t know I decided to masturbate due to the overwhelming excitement…. Probably with a Spiritbomb…
One day an innocent girl is possessed by the intergalactic Phoenix force - which we later find out was imprisoned by the Kai's.
Goku, Gohan, Vegeta and the rest of the Z fighters are warned by King Kai, Grand Kai and Kaibito about a great evil that is about to befall the Earth. At the same time we see this evil in the form of the innocent girl befriend a squirrel, which she calls "Nutty".
King Kai shows the Sayans the evil in innocent girl form. Vegeta is nonchalant about what he sees, Goku sees something deeper and Gohan debate as to whether, like Fat Buu, this evil is just misunderstood.
Piccolo (this is set in that grey area after Majin Buu where everyone is awesomely mad powerful) decides to observe the girl from Kame's Lookout while Tien, Krillin go to confront the girl. Meanwhile it turns out that Yamucha is a teacher at the girl’s school and having noticed a change in her also decides to watch her closely.
Unfortunately the innocent girl is bullied at School and the bullies kill Nutty (thanks Yamucha if you just stopped the bullies this story would be over) with a slingshot and this awakens 3.5% of the Phoenix power inside the girl. Merely powering up incinerates the bullies. Yamucha tries to talk her down but she keeps powering up causing more damage as she does so. Worried about the loss of life he attempts the Wolf Fang Fist. He gets bitch slapped for his troubles, but because this is Dragonball Z it is not a slap it is something pervy - she wraps her legs around his head, flips and throws him away. He kinda enjoys it. Krillin and Tien catch him mid-flight, they all try to fight the Phoenix but they generally get bitched slapped and the viewer is left questioning why they are in the show at this point.
Piccolo arrives and just like his fight with Freeza and Android 17 he provides the best fight scene of the show. This fight starts on Monday and ends next Tuesday with a whole two episodes devoted to just powering up!
Piccolo gets bitch slapped.
Vegeta, Goku and Gohan show up. They fight as normal Sayan’s and lose. They then fight as Super Sayans and almost win. Vegeta then gets all arrogant and attempts to finish the Phoenix as Super Sayan 2. He uses a combo of Big Bang Attack and Final Flash but this doesn’t kill her as the Phoenix rises again. Rising up from her own ashes she transforms into Dark Phoenix. She batters Vegeta and despite Gohan and Goku (Goku is now SSJ 3) joining the fight not even the might of the 3 Sayan’s can stop her. Gohan flies away to get Goten and Trunks while Vegeta and Goku attempt to hold their own against Phoenix
Gohan arrives with Gotenks SSJ3 and with the help of a sensu bean Vegeta and Goku heal and turn into Gogeta SSJ3. This does nothing. So Gotenks and Gogeta fuse! into Gogetenks At this stage in real life people are like “OMG, OMFG!” Geek forums worldwide are crashing due to the traffic, Japan is awash in cosplay, some sick fucks draws a hentai porn parody (which we all read but never discuss), there’s a baby boom amongst DBZ fans and EA has commissioned a DBZ MMO (no!)
How it ends, I don’t know I decided to masturbate due to the overwhelming excitement…. Probably with a Spiritbomb…
Karma
wow! this is better than anything anyone currently @ Marvel would've came up with I'm sure! :D