Need help moving

[Bateman]

I am trying to fit this here couch in my van, and was wondering if any of your ladies would like to help? Plus sized women preferred. I'm new in town and just trying to meet some new friends; I don't care if you are a great big fat person.

My hobbies include sewing and dancing.

 

[Angels baby101]

lol welcome to the boards..... What kinda couch

Anyways hope you enjoy it here *waves*

 

[Bateman]

Thanks for the welcome; I am not quite sure how you would describe it, why don't you climb into the van and take a look. Pay no attention to the moths.

 

[Prophet]

Thanks for the welcome; I am not quite sure how you would describe it, why don't you climb into the van and take a look. Pay no attention to the moths.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

Don't get in the van angel.

 

[Bateman]

My arm is hurt.. I would like someone to help.. I dont know what wonderboy is talking about.. lotion and hose.. He is the one that looks suspect to me, with his faux ironman pose.

 

[Karma]

oh lord I have a feeling i know who THIS is! LOL! --->

at anyrate, welcome to our little corner of the net! we're glad to see you. please make yourself at home here with us. and DO try to behave.

 

[Harbinger]

Hey there, welcome to the boards!

 

[Karma]

J.Gumb agrees: Make myself at home? Really? You do know what that means.. I throw my dirty drawrs on the floor and tell you to clean them.. maybe you dont want me feeling at home.

and you know what happens then? I take your dirty drawers and stuff them in YOUR MOUTH then i knee you in your BALLS and push you down to the floor. don't play with me honey ....cause I play ROUGH and i WIN :farrah:

you know what i meant in my welcome! --->

LOL!

 

[Bateman]

and you know what happens then? I take your dirty drawers and stuff them in YOUR MOUTH then i knee you in your BALLS and push you down to the floor. don't pl

Hot damn! I only get that treatment on Saturday night! and only after I pay for it. You were doing it for free, yes?

 

[Persephone]

Hehe, interesting intro. Welcome to the board!!

 

[Black King]

hey welcome to the boards

 

[Bateman]

Hardly! Vans are only good for moving furniture.. if its free candy it is more like