Man has sex with potato!

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Honestly, who hasn't had this happen to them? According to TheSun:
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.

The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
“But it’s not for me to question his story.
“He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”
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Let's just go over the facts of this story just so we're all clear. A Catholic Vicar was hanging curtains while naked over a table that happened to have a potato on it. He fell directly on the potato and it miraculously jammed directly up his ass. Makes sense to me. This story reminds me of the time that I "accidentally" masturbated every day of my life since I was 12 years old. See, odd little mishaps involving genitals happen all the time.
 
God Lord WHY??

how do you trip and have a potato rape you?? . . . . . .the nightmares are not leaving
 
LMAO OMFG!!! :1orglaugh::banana:

This story reminds me of a story one of the Attorney's at work was telling us. Another elder man, I think he was in his late 70's was sliding his penis into a pipe! LOL! :hehe2: They had to take him to the hospital because it was STUCK! I laughed so hard when Steve told us that.
 
Please tell me the potato was boiled first, because if it was raw....ouch...that's a huge, rock hard suppository.

All in all this isn't too strange. I mean, a few years ago, the national joke involved humping apple pies (yes, I'm THAT old). Hell, lots of creepy guys masturbate using tube socks and plastic toys. Some women use wine bottles and vegetables to get the job done. Crazier things have happened than a man getting screwed by a potato.
 
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Please tell me the potato was boiled first, because if it was raw....ouch...that's a huge, rock hard suppository.

All in all this isn't too strange. I mean, a few years ago, the national joke involved humping apple pies (yes, I'm THAT old). Hell, lots of creepy guys masturbate using tube socks and plastic toys. Some women use wine bottles and vegetables to get the job done. Crazier things have happened than a man getting screwed by a potato.


So are you telling this from a research perspective or from your own? LOL! :D
 
How the hell do you get a potato stuck up your ass by accident? Not only that but he was in the nude. He just happened to be in the nude and the potato got lodged directly into his ass by accident.... That's incomprehensible.
 
yes, the one YOU started! :nod: Tell me....do you get excited when you go PRODUCE shopping, my dear? :D

Sam practically SHIVERS her way past the Cucumbers and Zucchini...

LOL!
 
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GARRICK! I am seriously offended by your statement......I prefer bananas! Get it right! GAWD! :p
 
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