Jon Lovitz Beats Up Andy Dick

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I was listening to Lovitz recount this brawl yesterday on Dennis Miller's radio show. He sounded so calm and mild mannered...



War of the clowns

Dylan Welch

July 18, 2007 - 2:10PM

Two of America's most famous "geek" comedians, Saturday Night Live stars Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, have brawled in an LA comedy club over the decade-old shooting death of fellow comedian Phil Hartman.

The fight occurred at the Laugh Factory, Hollywood, this month and was witnessed by club owner Jamie Masada.

"Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose," Masada told a US newspaper.

Lovitz, however, is unrepentant about the bashing.

"All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an a**hole," he said.

According to US media, Lovitz and Dick have been feuding ever since Dick allegedly reintroduced Hartman's wife Brynn to cocaine at a 1997 Christmas party. She had been off drugs for 10 years before that.

"Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz.

Five months after the Christmas party Brynn shot Hartman dead, and then turned the gun on herself in one of the US entertainment's industries most shocking killings.

Lovitz went on to claim the feud reignited last year when he was at a bar in Hollywood. Dick had approached his table and downed Lovitz's guests' peach liqueur drinks.

He then turned to Lovitz and said "I put the 'Phil Hartman hex' on you - you're the next one to die."

Lovitz was furious. "I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women," he said.

Then when the two ran into each other last Wednesday at the Laugh Factory, tensions boiled over.

"I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex'," Lovitz said.

"First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!'

"I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it ... but he's a disgusting human being."

Dick, who is well known in the industry for bizarre behaviour including licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt at a comedy event last year, had no comment on the incident
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/war-of-the-clowns/2007/07/18/1184559843259.html
 
i JUST read about this and at first i thought it was a joke. I cant imagine John Lovit's fat ass beating up anyone really. but the more i read..the more it seems real..and for the record...i'm STILL trying to figure out if he's gay, straight or somewhere in between because not only has he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher, he's ALSO made out with MEN at various celebrity roasts AND simulated a blow job on Tommy Lee at HER roast. :eek:

far be it from me to judge anyone's sexual orientation, i dont care about THAT...but HE is rather bizarre.

anyone remember his insane and hillarious character "Daphne Aguilera", Christina's bitchy, demanding wanna be diva "cousin" from the MTV vma awards a few years back? LOL :haha:
 
i JUST read about this and at first i thought it was a joke. I cant imagine John Lovit's fat ass beating up anyone really. but the more i read..the more it seems real..and for the record...i'm STILL trying to figure out if he's gay, straight or somewhere in between because not only has he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher, he's ALSO made out with MEN at various celebrity roasts AND simulated a blow job on Tommy Lee at HER roast. :eek:

far be it from me to judge anyone's sexual orientation, i dont care about THAT...but HE is rather bizarre.

anyone remember his insane and hillarious character "Daphne Aguilera", Christina's bitchy, demanding wanna be diva "cousin" from the MTV vma awards a few years back? LOL :haha:


LOL! OMG, is all I have to say about that.

Yes, I remember that shit. That long ass blonde hair and that horrible makeup LOL! I actually thought Andy looked better as a woman, although, just slightly, he was nasty either way! I remember those crazy ass outfits and I think plat - form shoes? LOL!
 
Club: Andy Dick groped, offended, urinated

To quote Farrah, speaking of that "hot mess", here is some more news lol. :worry::nod:



COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom "NewsRadio," who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn't be found and missed that morning's flight to Los Angeles.

Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

Dick's manager, Max Burgos, did not immediately respond Friday to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense, a court employee said.E-mail to a friend
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no WONDER Lisa Lampaneli let's his ass have it on every celebrity roast....there's something WRONG with him LOL!

I used to think he was quirky and that it was part of his act...but I'm starting to think now that he's a perverted weirdo.

who the HELL let him urinate ON them?? :eek:
 
That's exactly what I was thinking lol. You have to be verryyyy kinky and disturbing to allow anyone urinate on you whether a celebrity or another person! :bored::nod:

I'm sure we'll probably see Andy's ass in rehab or his car wrapped around a telephone pole.
 
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