Happy Birthday Spellbinder!

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Well, it's that time of the year again! And in honor of Skank Ho's birthday--aka Farrah--everyone leaves with a wonderful partying gift! Chlamydia! Enjoy the itch, everyone! :D :hi:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARRAH! I hope you have a wonderful day!
:bday::gift::phat::dancers:
 
Happy Birthday, have a lemon drop on me lol. ;) We all know your only 24. ;) Have a fabulous day, hon. :nod::p
 
oh hell no. you all are so IGNORANT! :haha:

Sam, you garden herbal HARLOT your post made me bust out laughing! :haha:

Heather, i STILL love my lemon drops ....but Nashville is so damn FLAT and UNTRENDY..i've YET to find a place that makes a decent one :rolleyes: we'll see what happens later today.

and Garrick...SHAME on you. I'd tell you to stand in the corner and think about what you've said...but like any OTHER dirty minded boy...it would probably fullfill your "student/teacher" fantasy :rolleyes:

thank you guys :D

I can't believe im 25 AGAIN!!!

:D
 
Farrah, on your suggestion I did go stand in the corner and...I'll send you the money next week.

Call me!!

LMAO!!!!!!
 
Farrah, I am going to go all sappy on you.

With everything you have gone through and everything WE have gone through I am honored to say that you are my friend.

You are glorious and beautiful and have only YET to show the world that.

Seriously, There isn't a day that you dont make me laugh and get me to think and I want to thank you for that.

All laughter and jokes aside, you have shown me just how far maturity and a good sense of humor can go in life and I hope that if I have a daughter, she is just as much of a hot mess as you are ;)

Happy Birthday Farrah, if you keep up at this rate with your age in about four years we will be the same age!

Anywho, just wanted to let you know that I greatly and deeply respect who you are as a PERSON, no matter WHAT anybody says about you.

I have your back and I want you to have an awesome birthday.

Your Friend,

Brandon
 
Brandon, you are making us all look bad!!!:mad:

But he speaks for many of us. You are very special to us and I hope that you are 25 forever.

G
 
Heather, i STILL love my lemon drops ....but Nashville is so damn FLAT and UNTRENDY..i've YET to find a place that makes a decent one :rolleyes: we'll see what happens later today.

I love lemon drops too, they are so addicting! When I visited Seattle, I had my best friend try one lol but she doesn't drink. She drank one and she was all tipsy, she just turned 25! What the hell are you doing down there? lol. I can't even begin to try to imagine you in a state like that lol. You guys don't have a Cheesecake Factory around? I think they have the best ones around.
 
Awww Brenduh, that was such a sweet post. Now you made me look like a bitch....boo you whore. :p

But yeah, I agree with everything Brandon has said. I think you're one of the main reasons I really burst out of my shell the past few years. To Farrah! May you stay 25 for another 25 years!
 
um.... happy birthday?

I have some age jokes, but i'll save them for later. :D

Plus, Sam cracked the best one in the OP. :p

Still, enjoy your day.... not all of us turn the same age twice. :p
 
thank you Vil and Lexi. and Lexi, didnt you know? my magickal powers allow me to suspend time and remain the same age INDEFINATELY! :D

who needs botox when you have a book of spells! :D
 
Wait a few seconds, ill make a big birthday cake (a SiD Special) and ship it over seas :D

Happy birthday Spellbinder, and have a good day :nod:
 
well now, a cake from such a confident chef? i'd love to try some :D

thank you Sid :nod:

im getting ready to head out this evening to enjoy myself with a few aquaintences from work! thank you all again for your birthday wishes!! you guys are simply the best!! :D
 
thank you, LR and eponinethen!!

believe me..i had a wonderfull time :) my first birthday in my new state of residence...it was a great time indeed! :nod:
 
This'll probably feel like Deja Vu since we already did this bit over the shout box but I thought I would make it an official post and not one of those forever disappearing lines of text in the shout box. Here is a gift for you Spellbinder. :gift: :bday:
 
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