Earth is enterting 6th mass extinction event

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Earth enters sixth mass extinction; scientists blame humans


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And still, our leaders around the world will do little to nothing. Even the pop has recently offered an aggressive, telling encyclical about global warming.

Humans are destroying this planet's bio-diversity, depleting natural resources that millions of years to create in a matter of "minutes" (comparitively speaking) & for every few who try to do things different, there are scores more who don't care or who willfully add to the problem.

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They've got it all wrong.

It's gonna be Zombie's, reports are gonna be sketchy but as always America will be blame, really its China's fault... In an attempt to genetically modify their athlete's to get to the 100m final at the Olympics they inadvertently create Zombies.

The video of Usain Bolt running 9.2 from a rampaging Zombie goes viral moments before the Internet goes dark.

Mankind will be on the brink, major cities overrun. I'll be fine, I've prepared my house in the event of the Zombie Apocalyse. It lasts for 6 weeks but our population is reduced by three quarters. The sandal wearing, hemp smoking left wingers rejoice. I cheer, because I'm tasked alongside Melissa Joan Hart to help repopulate the World.

10 years later comes the War of the three great houses, now that's a extinction event.

:rolleyes:
 
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