Natalie Portman's Threesome in "Brothers"!

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Kelsey

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I recently learned about Natalie Portman's upcoming film, "Brothers", several evenings ago on David Letterman. He actually went as far as saying, "This is the best movie I have seen in nearly 20 years!" I personally think, given the tremendously talented cast and director, this film is going to do extremely well in the box office and possibly win a few awards. Anyway, Portman actually made a pretty outlandish comment stating, "That she would participate in a threesome with Jake and Tobey...under the right circumstances?! What the f@ck does that mean? Naturally, Jennifer Meyer, Maguire's wife, was extremely distraught after she heard Natalie's comment. But, who knows...maybe Jake and Tobey will spread some of that brotherly lovin'!:cheers:
 
that reminds me of a statement Lady Gaga recently made where she said she'd love to "bed all 3 jonas brothers at the same time" LOL and she didnt care what anyone thought of it. Hmmm Jake and Tobey? :D
 
Jake yes. Tobey no. Tobey looks like he needs Brangelina to come adopt him and feed him. So frieken skinny!

But I might entertain a threesome with myself, natalie and jake.. Maybe i'm Bi?
 
^^ LOL at your Brangelina comment. :p

I don't find Toby attractive at all....he's skinny and he's looked like a 12 year old boy for the past 10 years now. Jake on the other hand, he's doable. :p LOL. I'd rather be in a threesome with Channing Tatum and Taylor Lautner! :D Mwhahahaha!
 
yeah, Tobey doesn't do much for me lol. He's always been very lean in frame, though he filled out nicely for Spiderman. And that wouldn't necessarily be a problem if he didn't give the impression of being so... young. He looks a bit rougher in this movie, less like a child type and more like a teenager type boy lol, but it'd still be weird.

However, Jake more than makes up for Tobey's low sex appeal in that threesome scenario LOL. Reese Witherspoon is one lucky woman. I bet she thanks Ryan for being a cheating bastard every night she gets to take Jake to bed.
 
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I am a big fan of the Danish original so I was a little skeptical that the American version could live up to it, but it exceeded my expectations. Great direction by Sheridan and not as overly-sentimental as it might have been. It was one of the most relevant films I've seen in a long time. It made the reality of the psychological horrors of war very real in a no nonsense way! This film by all means should be a sleeper hit with Oscar nods for Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllanhaal and Natalie Portman who by the way was stunningly sexy and beautiful while delivering a convincing performance! Sam Shepard was Oscar caliber great as well. I totally loved this film and I haven't said about a movie in quite awhile! It it most definitely
 
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